An age ago I was tagged by both John Mcfetridge and Steve Weddle (double tagged? That’s a whole other section of the video store) into an internet meme.
Now, my relationship with the internet being a volatile one, I’ve not got round to it until now. But This one is about lying, and I’m good at that. I want to do it for a living. So here goes;
-Tell up to six outrageous lies about yourself, and at least one outrageous truth – or – switch it around and tell six outrageous truths and one outrageous lie.
-Nominate some more “Creative Writers” who might have fun coming up with outrageous lies of their own.
-Post links to the blogs you nominate.
Hmmmmm. Six lies? Or six truths? Does it ruin the fun if I tell you which way round I’ve chosen to do it?
1. I was named after Jameson’s whiskey.
2. I’m descended from the very first person in the UK to be booked for speeding.
3. I tried out for the Fire Service, but got turned away because I was drunk
4. My middle name, Marshall, was a tribute to my Grandad’s love of westerns
5. I don’t remember my 21st birthday party. And don’t ask me why, because I don’t remember.
6. I was suspended from junior school for playing with a Ouija board.
7. I’ve done every role possible at a wedding, aside from being the bride.
Okay, so there’s two challenges there. Figure out if it’s six truths or six lies, and figure the odd one out.
As for the links…hmmmm. I think i’ll be a bit mean. There are plenty of people i know would do this. There are other who i now are even more reticent to do these things than i am. Bwahahahahah, yes, i’m looking at you. Dave White, Russel D McLean and Ray Banks.
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